Fine Art Explorer Prints

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Rodin's Browser

Diego Rivera, Frida Kahlo, and the Art of Conversation

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

The drinker.

The drinker.

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Antiques

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'