Finding The Perfect Match T-Shirts

'Not only are you a nice girl, but you pick up all the sports channels.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Cupid

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"This next arrow should shake things up a bit!"

Online Dating

Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

"I think you are exceeding the speed limit."

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

"You're still pulling back too hard on the bowstring"

'I know she's not much to look at, but neither are you!'

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'