Finding Housing Near A Good School Mugs

Apt. for rent: Excellent school district - Student included.

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Picking pastries.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"This is my last day. My parents found a more expensive school on the East Side."

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'