Getting New Neighbors Mugs

"Just my luck! I build a 15 foot privacy fence and then a family of giraffes moves in next door!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Picking pastries.

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Litter Pick

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Post-pandemic Hugging Refresher Class

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"I want to live in a neighborhood where I can walk around at night."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Hoy Mr Woodpecker: Some of us are trying to sleep here!'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'I can't understand how those burglars could clean out our house so quietly.'