Finding Direction In Life Pillows

"My Marcia has always been so talented in so many areas. I only hope she finds a direction for herself and gets married."

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Live, laugh, love

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

'Backseat driver...'

'I think that's enough enlightenment for now Tim!'

Be a leader

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

Career Guidance Office '...then again, what do I know; look where I work.'

'Typical man! We've been down here for hours, and you still won't ask for directions. Maybe you should just move over and let me dig this hole!'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Life"

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

'In terms of vision, this company has lost its way. Is anybody here good with GPS?'

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

'Nobody ever said that being a youth pastor would be EASY.'

"Have you ever considered biological terrorism?"

Careers guidance

'...and there's the DSS!'

Orienteering

"And, when you get hungry, the cafeteria is to your right, left, left, right, left, straight, right, straight, left, and then you push on the big lever."

'Have you considered opera?'