Direction Dilemmas Pillows

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Jewish GPS

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Hither and Yon sign

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Hospital Departments

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Challenge and solution

You are here.

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

Confused drivers

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

Desert Roundabout

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map