Direction Dilemma Solver Pillows

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Tech support...can I help you!

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'll give you a moment."

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

In a Quandary

'Backseat driver...'

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Life irritates art

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

Computer Support Line

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

'How'll we handle this?'

All trails go nowhere.