Direction Dilemma Solver Pillows

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Can do...No can do

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Tech support...can I help you!

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'll give you a moment."

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"Go ahead, reply all!"

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

Damned if you do...

In a Quandary

'Backseat driver...'

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

Life irritates art

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'Admit it, we're lost. We've already gone past this fridge freezer twice...'

Buttons read - OK/Not OK/I'm OK but I still want to cancel.

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'Phew, now, where can i plug my mobile in?'

Unfinished Business/Mission Accomplished

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

"Siri, fix everything that's wrong with my life!"

Computer Support Line

"Thank goodness for SATNAV, I don't think I'd have found you otherwise."

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

'Fetching the paper was a lot easier than Googling it and printing it.'

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

'How'll we handle this?'

All trails go nowhere.