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Devil-may-care loans.

The day the stock market went UP.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Bank Roll

Announcement at teatime

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

Vogue Trader

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

Smorgasborg

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"Your broker has 'comped' your meals."

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

"Didn't you guys do anything special for Hispanic Heritage month?"

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

I made Guacamole.

'Oh yes, the market may fall, but trust me, we always land on our feet.'