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Devil-may-care loans.

The day the stock market went UP.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Twenty percent bluechips, ten percent small-caps, five percent currency hedges and the remainder in cash. Get that list to Santa right away.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Pinata Zombies

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Santa, snow is falling." "Sell snow!"

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'I don't think he'll be having a party next year - I heard his mother scream 'Never again'.'

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

Vogue Trader

Bank Roll

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

Announcement at teatime

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'That's $27.50, including the fuel surcharge, carbon tax, noise nuisance and environmental impact fee.'

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

"Your broker has 'comped' your meals."

Smorgasborg

'We've drunk a Christmas toast to my portfolio, now let's drink a Christmas toast to your portfolio.'

"Didn't you guys do anything special for Hispanic Heritage month?"

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

"If you ask em this figure for cost of goods given is a little low."

Cinco de Mayo notwithstanding, drinking from the toilet was still prohibited in the Ramirez house.

'Tonight on the Gourmet Accountant - cooking the books.'

I made Guacamole.