Financially Quirky Mugs

'Walter doesn't trust banks.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'I'm balancing the books...you are out'

'Once upon a time, in a faraway land with a budget surplus...'

"I'd like a job filled with adventure where there'd be a good chance of claiming compensation."

'How many pension fund managers does it take to change a lightbulb...?'

'One good thing about the salary - you won't be liable for income tax.'

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

Jerry, times are tough. I'll take your iou for $75 only if it's written on a $100 bill.

"Just once, I'd like to be able to write a check without getting thrown in jail."

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

Coudl I go to jail for something I didn't do? I didn't pay my income tax!

Cash Machine pulls a face at a customer.

'My husband will be able to pay you, as soon as he covers the call options he sold in the pet food aisle.'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- My Diner's Club card is maxed out!'

Heeeres Alistair (Darling).

Man trying to grab a pension from a crane slot machine

'Do I need a pin number to make a withdrawal?'

'We've decided to stay together for the sake of Ken's pension.'

'I'm Robin Hood. I take from the rich and I give to the poor, the I.R.S. and my two ex-wives.'

Investments: We have organic and gluten-free stocks.

'Joey, I'm taking you out of tobacco company stocks, and putting you into medical marijuana futures.'

"Everyone said we're crazy to hike a snake charmer, but he's out top fund manager."

"No, you can't pay in camels -but we do accept goldfish!"

Stock Tips: $5 - 'What not to buy'

'So, you're a serious investor? Lighten up!'

'Does my overdraft look big in this?'

Joker Financial Consultant

"This is Mr. Burke—he's a non-bank banker."

"I did warn you about the after effects."

'Of course I have my soft side. I carry photos of my loved ones in my wallet. This one is of my accountant.'

'You're very cute but your account is overdrawn - Ok, what the heck...?