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'It depends on what you mean by 'serious,' Mr. Hobbs. Do you consider six thousand dollars serious?'

"Your EKG corresponds with the stock market report."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

Investing your savings

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Dreams I have had...

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'