Financial Watchman Prints

"She wants to make sure we don't lose her money..."

Great Chinese Dynasties

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Money god

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

Golden bubbles

Trickledown economics

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Champagne at the hunt

The bailout.

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

"Stocks rose today on news that even higher taxes won't stop the rich from getting richer."

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

'And, lastly, I'd like to thank Chuck for his years of service. He'll be leaving the company next month to spend more time with his cash and cash equivalents.'

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'