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'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'

'How to handle market stress' book being thrown through investments office window.

David and Goliath(?)

IRS battling CPAs.

'Tell me if this hurts.'

'I always try to live within my means but I have to borrow money to do so.'

"Was that until death do us part, or debt do us part?"

Today's take home pay can hardly survive the trip.

"I'd thought the battle for your loan was over, but I see you've since suffered some collateral damage."

'The side effects are headaches, sweating,nervousness, and a depressed bank account.'

"Payment expected at time of service, even though it's taken the doctor 20 years to pay off his student loan."

Piggy Bank Tug of War

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

The credit card trap

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

Better Than Roses

Millstone.

Big City Bank Loan manager

Farmers and the Bank

'Dare I ask-how's business?'

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

'I can't sleep, knowing that the increased cost of doing business is being passed on to me!'

Man's self-assessment form says: 'I'm screwed.'

"You don't have to beg for a loan, though personally I like it."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"I need the epipen? I need the epipen?! Where am I going to get that kind of money to pay for it?"

Books 'when down markets happen to up people.2

Bank. Checking. Savings. With all these payments I feel like I'm on a treadmill --- It's stay as you go.

Worsecreditscore.com

Will You Waste My Time?

"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."