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"I'll be needing one of your legs as well!"

"We got the cactus account!"

White flag being waved through the door of the Internal Revenue Service.

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

'Oh no! That £1 Trillion of debt is OURS!'

Debt

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

New year worry lines

Inflation/Wages

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

The transparent safe box of Panama

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Nun Binning the Devil

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio heavy on sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."