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'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Jumping Wall Street.

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"That shirt is so last year."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Giraffe Selfie

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

Shares Nosedive

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"