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'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Jumping Wall Street.

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

Final words on gravestones.

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"What are you doing?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

Giraffe Selfie

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

"To say things are bad is an UNDERSTATEMENT...We're staring into a FINANCIAL ABYSS, the COLLAPSE of the banking sector...On the other hand some experts believe that things will be back to normal in a few months ."

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"