Financial Setback Mugs

"We'll double our chances of recovery if we buy two lottery tickets."

'Read an investment book that changed my life...please help.'

'What a difference one year makes. I managed to go from entrepreneur to nontrepreneur.'

'I put money in the stock market and now I don't have any to put in the supermarket.'

"Honey, we’re homeless ..."

"I moved out of crypto into bankruptcy."

"Yes, it's 'only money'. But it was our only money!"

'Your 401 (K) went down the drain, but if it's any consolation, you can keep the commemorative cup.'

"After the market crashed I wanted to shoot myself...but I couldn't afford the bullet."

"Your money is no longer working for you. It got laid off."

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"Pendleton will stay afloat no matter what!"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Wanna talk about it?

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Bad news, sir. The public isn't buying our new Pork Ala King."

"My ship had finally come in. . . then it sank!"

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Mr. Joyner, while you were out, your carefully constructed financial empire collapsed like a house of cards."

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

"I'm gonna ride it out!"

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'Your indestructible portfolio will go kablooey just before your indestructible marriage goes kablooey.'

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"At least we no longer have the pressure of handling so much money."