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Banker in stocks - Pelt now while stocks last.
"Don't just stand there man. Go rob a few pension funds!"
"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."
Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department
Standard & Poor
"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."
Republican politics!
'So, a bailout is like a Ponzi scheme for automakers?'
Trickledown economics
World Financial Mafia
Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'
Capitalism gone nuts!
Wall Street In Jail
'George, are you responsible for chopping down this here World Economy?'
'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'
Too big to fail
"You want to withdraw your money? There's a fee for that."
'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'
Dollars Press Conference
Bank Robbery Statistics
If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.
Capitalism
'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'
Mismanagement at the Bank of England
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'
Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?
'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'
The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.
'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'
Gluttony and Famine
"I'm lookin' for a couple of fast guns who ain't afraid to lay down their life. There's no pay, but it'll be a great way to get your name out there."
"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."
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