'Instead of bankers, divide $700- billion among high schoolers on Friday, they spend it. And by Monday all that money is flowing up rhrough the economy, ending the recession!'
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"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."
Why markets crash.
'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'
"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."
Republican politics!
Saving Spain
Trickledown economics
World Financial Mafia
Federal Guidelines
The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.
Capitalism gone nuts!
Wall Street In Jail
'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'
The euro currency is a bomb.
Emergency Firebreaker
'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'
Capitalism
Too big to fail
'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'
Dollars Press Conference
If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.
"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."
"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."
Mismanagement at the Bank of England
'We're sorry. Yesterday's report on the tax system being replaced by voluntary contributions was traced to a practical joker.'
'You don't know how lucky you are. My mortgage is worth more than my house.'
Why Can't We Make Money From Our Mistakes Like Equifax?
'Where's My Bail-out?' 'Where's Your Lobbyist?'
FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'
'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'
The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.
'You're a bad credit risk so, yes, of course you can have some money.'
Gluttony and Famine
"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."
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