Financial Savviness Gifts

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"I just..."

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

Money down the drain.

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'It's not my childhood that traumatised me. It's the size of your bills.'

'I don't know what to do about my check - grief or anger counseling.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'If you only knew what your money costs us!'

New York Stock Exchange: Feed the bears at your own risk.

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"This is Thurgood. He specializes in beaten-down stocks."

The banks shoving the earth off the wall like Humpty Dumpty.

"The Chancellor insists on people getting 'advice' on what to do with their pension ports if they cash them in."

'Frankly, I'm looking for someone who's tall, dark and solvent.'

"I hate to ask for money, but I have a lot of student loans to pay off."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

"Don't complain to your dad about your student loans. He's still paying his off."

"In going over your retirement papers, Wilcox. I've discovered you owe your soul to the company store."

The Quack Quack Diaries - Quack Quack Gets Repossessed

"On earth that is all ya know and all ye need know- except at tax time."

"Harold, have you reaped huge gains that you have not told me about?"

'The good news is that the person who stole your identity is spending a lot less money than you were.'

"The procedure was a complete success. We removed all of your money."

"Someone forgot to pay this bill so they're repossessing our furniture."

"That's the parents' section."

'It says take all your medication,if you can afford it.'

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

'Those growth funds you sold me didn't work.'

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