Finance Savvy Gifts

"Do you know that we saved a ton of money on legal fees by being more ethical?"

"The borrowed time you're living on, …. we're raising the interest rate.''

Man with in-trays marked 'IN' and 'DEBT'

Oh, no – payday loan sharks!"

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"What's a debenture?"

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Soaring Profits

"I just..."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

Dow Jones drop

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

Money exchange

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"What comes after zillion?"

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Wait a minute....!

Business News.

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'