Financial Risk-takers Gifts

"O.K., don't e-mail this to anyone, but we're shorting black big time."

'Stop smoking. Cut back on your drinking and stay off the floor of the stock exchange.'

Wall Street Ledge

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Pilot with champagne.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Marco ..."

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

End the Winter Blues

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

On the brink.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'I don't like to take chances.'

'Due to cutbacks, he lost his company vehicle, so he has to improvise.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"In my old job we were encouraged to run fast and break things."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.