Financial Risk-taker Gifts

'With my brains and your money, we have nothing to lose but your money.'

Ron adopted an unorthodox approach to making investment decisions.

"This is what I wanted to show you, Gentlemen - a wonderful buying opportunity"

"I think I need a professional money manager. I invest sixty five percent of my money gambling in casinos and thirty five percent I keep under the mattress."

Born penniless. Then I invested on margin & things got worse!

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

'When do we start playing for keeps?'

'I've spent £150,000 on self improvement. What do you think?'

"I'm waiting till I can land on the broker who advised me on what to buy."

'It turns out it wasn't an Internet scam after all. It was just a really bad investment idea.'

'Hard to believe, but before I became a stockbroker I used to have a great fondness for gambling.'

Bought GE stock at its high.

'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'

'Must be an Apple shareholder...'

'I'm not the raging bull I used to be, since I got wiped out.'

'I was just getting used to handling large sums of money.'

Boss encouraging employees to invest as company goes down hill

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"Honey, I just spent all our real money buying pretend-money." "Siri, search divorce lawyers in my area."

Last will & testimony of J.P. Yomp: 'Unfortunately, your gran'pa invested his father's fortune in lottery tickets...'

"Good morning, here is today's Personal Update..."

'I win!!

'Let me guess; another stock that was easy to buy at 44, but difficult at 5.'

'Okay, so you didn't buy 10,000 shares of Apple at $10.00. Think of the tax liability you avoided.'

I only do this to support my day-trading habit

I think I'll make my own share selection.

"Let's make an offer on a house we can't afford."

"That's the Harrisons. Never have I seen an investment portfolio start so strong and go south so quickly."

"My whole goddam MacArthur is in Nasdaq."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The fate of the emigrant

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.