Financial Reform Buff Pillows

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Mario Draghi

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"He'll do anything to say in power."

Shareholders Meeting: 'Mr Kenny will now take friendly fire from the audience.'

'The bad news is that we lost a lot of money last quarter... The good news is that it was a record.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

"Comparing our salaries with the workers' salaries makes me cry...with laughter!"

I brake for federal bailouts.

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

"Right now I'm mostly in cash."

Minimum wage.

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Mr. Dow meeting Mr. Jones

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

'I gave up hope of receiving a Genius Grant years ago. Now I'm basically shooting for the less impressive Mediocrity Grant.'

"I know some of you were wondering why I wanted to have the shareholders meeting in the stairwell."

'Our nest egg finally got rotten.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

"Poverty is a social disease and it's not covered by your health insurance"

'The financial services economy has shrunk again.'

Euro Discobolus

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Economic casualties.

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.