Financial Realist Prints

'One day son, 60 percent of this will be yours.'

"Someday, son, all this will be mine."

Your Flexible Fiend.

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

MD: Specializing in diseases that will pay off his student loans.

'Take one of these as often as you can afford to.'

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

Recovery rooms for surgery and billing.

"Your husband's going to make it, but I'm afraid I couldn't save any of his money."

"I lost control of my car. I couldn't keep up the repayments."

"Baldo, that's an $85,000 car."

"Our gas bill's been levelled up."

'Take two aspirins and $100 out of the bank and see me in the morning.'

College Debt.

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

The True Meaning of Christmas

'Forget that pension plan. We expect the company to belly-up in two to three years.'

Bank Balance Advent Calendar - showing lots of debis.

'I'm now in my Golden Age...Not to be confused with a lucrative Gold Collection!'

All hospital rooms are expensive care units today.

"Well, you see Mr. Hovis, let me see if I can explain this in a 'user friendly' way. The chances of you becoming a billionaire now, tomorrow, or at any time in the foreseeable future, is pretty small so you need to pay your taxes."

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'I discovered that a recession becomes a depression when MY unemployment ran out!'

'I realized that I spent $100,000 to get a $12-per-hour job. In another 40 years I could break even.'

My investment objective is modest, I'd like to be able to pay my energy bills and my prescription drug bills.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."