Financial Futurist Prints

"Well, at least it is a dividend stock."

'The hunting and gathering has worked for you, but as you get older, it;s time to switch to dividend-yielding bonds.'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'What do you recommend for someone who missed the dot-com boom but won't miss the social security bust?'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"The knees are not first to go. It's the money."

fortune teller and credit card.

Take Your Social Security Early.

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Spin Doctor, "You're not as unhappy as you think you are."

Telebanking

Bitcoins Mining

Bitcoin Asteroid

Acme Tech Services - Driver does not carry Bitcoin.

'Excited by the quarterly report?'

"Do you accept credit card?"

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Prices aren't rising as fast now as in the past... They'll just hit new highs... slowly!'

"Brexit could lead to ARMAGEDDON for the pensions industry..."

'My advice is: wait until the very end, when everyone is getting out of the market. . . then buy!'

'I'm sorry, your broker is no longer available. He's been replaced by an app.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'It's so reassuring to know that the Fed is standing at the ready to continue destroying the value of the dollar.'

"Captain, it looks like we've entered cyberspace."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'