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Passage of the Bland Silver Bill: Columbia Rebukes Uncle Sam

Mario Draghi

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'Did you clear this through Legal first?'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Tariffs"

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

Business News.

Backstabber Express: Trump

"I tell you, I don't like the looks of it."

social services cuts

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Trickledown economics

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

Surge Plans.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

I see the Boris moon arising. . .

The Department of Lessons Learned...

NHS recruitment.

'Discipline for the PIIGS.'

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

Clever pitbulls.

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'Nothing cements the relationship like the chance to get it in writing.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'