Financial Philosophy Admirer Pillows

Arld Hall: Bought Low, Sold High, Stayed, Diversified.

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Wall St. or True Love.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Flat tax - equal burden?

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

"Money is life's report card."

Money god

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Economic Downturns

"Yes, I am interested in taking a fresh look at my holdings."

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Accountant Manqué

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Lucky for you, you died during a bear market."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

I'll put this in a way you'll understand: you need to transfer your feelings from savings to checking.

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

Portfolio, 2014 - For a richer enjoyment, allow to age.

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"The red bars represent the obscene numbers this quarter. The black bars are censoring those red bars."

"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."