Financial Juggling Navigator Pillows

Wife and two kids to support, also ex-wife and two kids to support.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'The golden eggs are great... but I need you to lay a golden parachute.'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'The market shifted on me.'

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

The stock market sky is falling.

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Money mangagement see-saw.

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Too Much Plastic.

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'