Financial Juggernaut T-Shirts

I think the word you are hunting for is 'plummet'.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Businessman wearing many hats.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

Stethoscope

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Man robbed by medical center.

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

"Will that be debit or debt?"

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

'I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home.'