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"From one financial burden to another!"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

The stock market sky is falling.

Money mangagement see-saw.

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

Collapse of 'Corner Men'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Stethoscope

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"I've given you a glowing reference, Hempson. And here's the disclaimer to go with it."

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

Dispute over pocket money

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

'I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about.'

Man robbed by medical center.

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

"Will that be debit or debt?"