Financial Growth Seeker Gifts

'Eddie, you've tried aggressive growth, multicaps, small caps, blue chips...now maybe it's time to try a support group for underperforming portfolios?'

'Who is this 'Mr. Tan' who is withdrawing money from your checking account?'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

A fight in the Boardroom.

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

Soaring Profits

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"You've changed."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'All those in favor of requesting a government bailout, say 'Karl Marx'.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

Fortune cookies based on various business magazines.

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Woman has spread her wings as butterfly

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'There it is! I've isolated the origin of the firm's demise.'

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

What is possible/what is probable.