Financial Firestarter Prints

International Speculators

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"The Internet startup had only enough cash for one more day. But, miraculously, the money lasted for eight days, until more venture capital could be raised."

"Your wheel idea was a huge hit, so what have you got for me this time?"

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

'What do you mean; 'I should burn less fuel to save the environment'? I only discovered fire this morning.'

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Let's just binge watch this."

'You see this app? It starts a revolution.'

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

"For Trog, the discovery of the skewer far outweighed the discovery of fire... Incredible!"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

Bonfire

'I just discovered fire!'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"Fire down."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'I was told that someone's mastered the secret of fire!'

False starts.

'Isn't Daddy nice? -- He invented a night light for you!'

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"He says 'fire no rocket science' - whatever that means."

"When Kevin walked into a room, he lit it up."