Financial Crusader Pillows

The European Union aims to eradicate tax evasion.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Not The Real Me

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Super-Mario Draghi

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."