Capitalist Crusader Pillows

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Go forth and multiply"

"We are a power couple. It's not about passion."

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Church of the Almighty Dollar, today's sermon, buy low, sell high.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Bureau of Power to the People

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Super-Mario Draghi

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Not The Real Me

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'