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Things to do. Break even.

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Kitchen Tetris

Cycling with a harp case

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

"First break since 2008."

Expenses/Income. "Our only problem is working out how to switch these."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Washing Line Walker

State Budget.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Help!!! I've been kidnapped - Your Money.

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The economy and the environment.

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'How can they call it a shared sacrifice in this bad economy...when your pay cut was 10% and mine, 25%?!'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

The Costs Of Doing War.

Run in the Family

"Yes, you do get your bonus today. My assistant is empty the change out of the vending machine as we speak."

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Laptops