Financial Aid Seekers T-Shirts

"This won't be easy, given your grades. You'll need to find someone even dumber than you to co-sign."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Continuing education.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Will work for ETFs

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"Grandpa, tell us again about pensions!"

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Pinara fund

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

'Agreed. We fund only those proposals we can understand.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

'It's a private school. Can't say which one, it's private.'

What is possible/what is probable.

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'