Financial Adjustment Pillows

'Hopefully these sessions will help you to adjust to flying economy.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

Cost of Terror.

"I need to recover from working from home with the family around me 24 hours a day. . . that's why I'm living here in the office for a while."

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'We try to only make bad loans to good people.'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

Useful vs. Wasteful Spending . . . Arts Programs and Missile Defense Programs.

tax rises...

Just Married

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

'You have 17 creditors that won't get paid this month.'

'We didn't make out so well in the last round of budget cuts.'

'He is having trouble adjusting to the new normal.'

"This is Pierre. He's our new 'Oui' man."

Newly Non-Mega-Rich

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"

"According to these calculations, you have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the afternoon."

'Our accountant says we're going broke. What should we do?' - 'Hire an economist. They also get it wrong.'

You were right, I was silly to worry about some 'boy wonder' taking my job- the boss' daughter got it.

New Patch Available! Reduce your appetite for taxing and spending!

'From the neck up, I worry about credit card debt. From the neck down I worry about fat debt.'

'I remain confident we will pull out of this nose dive.'

Too bad you had to cancel your party. . .

'Money doesn't grow on trees y'know'

Zen And The Art Of Bankruptcy

'I'm tired of wading around in the shallow end of the gene pool.'

First month money unification

Bureaucrats controlling the NHS