Finance Funny Bone T-Shirts

Investment firm - Dept. of Rumor Research and Verification.

In tray and Out tray

"How much did you spend at Macy's this year?

"No, sorry, I'm fighting inflation."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

Everybody pays taxes.

Entertaining The Troops On Wall Street

When credit card companies start charging their employees late fees.

'I'm sorry, but the computer rejected your sob story.'

'What do you mean overdrawn...I still have twelve cheques left!'

Bank Manager: 'No, you cannot give your money a hug.'

tax

We have boorish stocks for boorish times.

Akme National Bank: Our Assets Can Whip Your Assets.

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Dear, did something happen at the office?"

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Hurry, stop him!" (Dog running off with bone from man's x-ray).

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'If 'x' is unknown, why should I rock the boat?'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Fish in Water Cooler.

Movers and shakers.

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

"Do I have to declare this as income to the IRS?"

'I'm afraid it's mad cow disease.'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

Dave soon realised it was going to be a tough gig.