Finance Follies Admirer Prints

'We had a clogged sink in the men's lavatory. I had to call in a Plumber.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

"My plan moving forward involves fire and Brazilian passports."

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

I need a raise. This is no time to joke. I've been on a buying binge at the iPhone app store and I can't pay my credit card. These apps are worth it. They're life-changing, they're

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

'Your check to 'Hooters' bounced, ironically enought.'

Mother Hubbard 2011

Got anything for the small investor?

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

Demonic Repossession

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Actually, I'm not really a guru...

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

"Well, if it wasn't on Wall Street, where did you make your killing."

Clancy: Borrowing Money

'How can it be insider trading if a little bird told me?'

'You have been tried and convicted of insider trading. Have you any last tips to offer before I pronounce sentence?'

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

Mario Draghula: 'I'll do whatever it takes to save the Euro!'

Voice-activated computer cannot distinguish between buy and sell.

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"