Finance Follies Admirer Mugs

'We had a clogged sink in the men's lavatory. I had to call in a Plumber.'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

A few Halloween costume ideas.

'Oh my God!! The economy's in ruins! There's no money!'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"Can money buy happiness? Certainly not the amount I'm paying you."

"The scammers managed to clear out your entire pension fund."

Cufflinks + Handcuffs = Embezzlement

Bank of England Suspends Gold Payments Following Run on the Banks

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.

"We must be going in the right direction... I can hear baying for blood"

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

'Sorry, Rumplestiltskin, but I'm replacing you with Alan Greenspan.'

Got anything for the small investor?

Mother Hubbard 2011

'He prefers smoking cash to injecting it.'

Piggy bank queuing at the bank.

'It's called 'Creative Accounting'.'

Demonic Repossession

Actually, I'm not really a guru...

'And they lived happily ever after - well beyond their means.'

Clancy: Borrowing Money

"Well, if it wasn't on Wall Street, where did you make your killing."

'How can it be insider trading if a little bird told me?'

'You have been tried and convicted of insider trading. Have you any last tips to offer before I pronounce sentence?'

'You built this with our venture capital. Now we would like our 60%.'

"Frankly, I find it quite insulting that we're often likened to dodgy bankers!"

Voice-activated computer cannot distinguish between buy and sell.

Mario Draghula: 'I'll do whatever it takes to save the Euro!'

"This report to the shareholders….Which is the misinformation and which is the disinformation."