Finance Fiction Fans Prints

Who were you going to get to drive the get-away car?

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

European currency on the edge.

Economy - USA.

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Born to raise interest rates.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'