Finance Escapades Enthusiasts Mugs

"I told you it would work."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'This graph may need some explaining...'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

Businessman with two boxes: 'Nothing Ventured' and 'Nothing Gained'.

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Advent Calender.

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

'I don't know about you, but I could do with a break.'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

'I used to chase cars. Now I chase yield.'

'My parents are out bonding at an annuities seminar. Would you like to leave a message?'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

Security/Savings

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

Merchant Bankers - Patience is a virtue, anyone displaying it will be dismissed

Donald Trump

Public unions.

Dead Greek Pensions

'Come on fellas! I was just kidding about the 'pay their fair share' stuff!'

'With so little being done, we're out to collect money to reduce the deficit...'

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'