Finance Buffs Mugs

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

"Forget gentlemanly conduct...You've got to get tough on debtors!"

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

'Wow! look how much they're getting for base metals these days'

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

'Kids today, where do they get it from!'

Boomer/Bummer.

Today's Banking Industry: "We're too big to regulate!"

Standard & Poor

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

The day the stock market went UP.

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Great Chinese Dynasties

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"What's a debenture?"

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

Gerry, there are more accurate ways of balancing the petty cash.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

The Shrinking Dollar.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'