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"She looks so natural, although I prefer cremation."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Pesky students.

Money exchange

Books / Coffee table books

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"Gesundheit!"

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'When the airport said they were booking us on a different flight, I thouoght we'd still be going to Albuquerque!'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

Go Now, Pay Later/Pay Now, Go Later!

"Sir, you said that it's high time to fix the problem, so I rearranged the furniture, watered the flowers and made fresh coffee. If that wasn't enough then maybe we should find some problems that fit our solutions."

Souvenir of the Great Festival of the Choral Society - View of the Hall

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"When you get a title remember title insurance."

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'

"She always plays the Rocky theme song after a closing."

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

Ignitas

'Frankly, Mrs. Wickham, I liked the furniture better the way it was.'

"Would you like to speak to our sorrow sharer?"

"Grief takes many forms. But don't worry, we're here to help you fill them out."

'If you don't have a TV, what do you arrange your furniture around?'

"I've closed the fennerman deal, Ellen. Have some people toot my horn."

Stop the Madness.

'We had a strand running down the middle of the front steps and some idiot walked on 'em.'

Although the cat seemed oblivious tot the new furniture arrangement, Polly knew it was only a matter of time.

"I keep telling you, William... you're stacking the cans too high!"

Moving as a board game.

Annoyingly, he'd hung the mirror upside down.