Filter Fan Pillows

Water.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Arts and crafts

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Caliologist

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Fly Artist

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Tortoise polishing his shell

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Quilting Bee.

'Mom, I don't care how high in fiber they are. Broccoli flakes are going to fail as a breakfast cereal.'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

cayetana de alba

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

I'm your biggest fan.

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

True Fly Fishing.