Film Star Pillows

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

'Well, I was offered 15 million to do a movie with Julia Roberts, but I'll keep farming ..that was a joke.'

Russell Crowe

Entering California

Noir kitty.

Michael Douglas

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Marilyn has a Vindaloo

James Dean

Joan Collins

Rowan Atkinson.

"It is our opinion that the practice of having actors speak in fake French, Italian and German accents should be ended at once."

Scarlett Johansson

Edward Loves Mae Marsh

"Pander to a lower common denominator."

R.I.P. Donald Sutherland

John Stride

Timothy West

I'm a nonentity - resurrect my career

Hugh Grant

Leonardo DiCaprio

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Maggie Smith

'He's the star of that latest 3D film...!'

Leonardo di Caprio.

Javier Bardem

Jeff Daniels

Monica Anna Maria Bellucci

Madonna

Elle Fanning

Mark Wahlberg

Clint Eastwood.

"I used to be big"

Rose Leslie