Film Score Lover Prints

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Housekeeping?!"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Star Wars Audience

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Kirsten Johnson

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Tom Hanks

Hooray for Bollywood!

Cinéma Vérité

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'