Soundtrack Enthusiast Prints

'OK, Mrs. Grazner! Knock it off with the 'Jaws' sound track!'

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

"Do you want the volume set to barely audible dialogue or overwhelming loud music?"

Georg Frideric Handel

I've figured out why my life is boring. Go on

I've figured out why my life is boring. Go on … There aren't any heavy musical cues to amp up the drama, or light melodies that play whenever things are going well. My life has no original score. I don't think that's it, little buddy. You think Danny Elfman's busy?

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

Movies vs. Films

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Musical genres

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

The Gong

Bass Clef

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"Music has doubled my income..."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'He's here to hit the high notes.'

A bird's song is trapped in a musical stave.

Felix Mendelssohn

Sale - Eyepod.

If-you're-happy-and-you-know-it hour.

"You're dragging the beat."

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.

Richard Taruskin