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"I want to kill my parents and sell the film rights."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Big screen TV.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"Er. . . anything else?"

Jack Nicholson

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

Best Special Effects Award

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

Dog picturing himself on stage.

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Grocery. I hope to work on the business side of TV and movies one day, so I've added "produce placement experience" to my resume. Thanks to everybody keeping stores open and stocked.

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Super size me!!'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

cinema

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."