Film Rights Dreamer Pillows

"I want to kill my parents and sell the film rights."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Big screen TV.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"Er. . . anything else?"

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

Best Special Effects Award

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Yikes. I'm on in five minutes and still haven't figured out my character's motivation."

"I've figured out why my life is boring."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

'We hope to invest in a few start-ups with national franchise potential.'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

cinema

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

'Super size me!!'