Film Reformist Mugs

The revolution that hit Hollywood hardest:The Thinking Pictures."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Rapunzcow

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'Another thing?never use the term 'touchy-feely' as a negative.'

Sluttiness is Killing Prostitution

The Last Jedi dvd is going to have fourteen deleted scenes! Horrible mistake. The confident creator releases his work to the world and says This is it. This is what I want to show you. He doesn't then show you all the stuff he might have put in the story. Did Prince release the deleted stanza from Little Red Corvette where he also compared her to a Ford Pinto? Wait ... Prince compared a sexy lady to a Ford Pinto? Who knows? That's my point. Aren't you glad you don't know what?

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Catalan sentence

"What a privilege to work in a historic factory building where so many workers before us were exploited."

Louis Antoine Jullien

Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission

Civil Service Reform - Equal Justice for Briber and Bribed

"Is it any good?"

"Please, no more movies about feelings."

The paper ranks local teachers. Teddy's math teacher is barely competent. Let's transfer him! Why? It's good training for the real world

"What can I get you?" "An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman v Superman." "Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free?" "Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please." "Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named 'Martha.'" "'Martha' was not just a person. In Batman’s nightmares, 'Martha' had come to represent all that was good about him." "When Superman whispered 'Martha,' it did t

Hear the stunning reviews for Boneyard Death Killers. It's one of the greatest movies in a generation. That's according to movieblogreview.com. What's that place? Boneyard chills, thrills and packs an emotional wallop says flickreviewblogspot. It's Friday the 13th meets Caddyshack meets Streetcar Named Desire, according to joereviewsmovies.com. Awesome dlite gr8 dialog 2 says movietwittergal. I loved this film! Reports I-get-free-stuff-from-studios-reviewer.com.

I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think. About what, little buddy? Star Trek. The latest movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus. Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives.

The new Avengers movie is going to be better than the new X-Men movie because it's not about saving the whole world. Yeah. People are tired of blockbusters where the fate of the whole world is at stake. That's why "The Martian" did so well. It was only about the fate of Matt Damon and his potato garden. I want to see a movie where aliens try to conquer Venus and nobody cares. We really should have our own movie review show.

I'm here with movie expert, Mister Flick, to discuss monsters who are actors. Let's start with Jekyll and Hyde. He does some good work and some bad work. Who picks scripts well? Dracula finds roles he can really sink his teeth into. Frankenstein, on the other hand, will take just about any part! What about King Kong's career? It was brief but he did climb to the top! And some critics think the Invisible Man is among the best. I agree with that ... but he only does low-budget indie films

Film critic critics

Why snakes make poor movie critics.

Lukashenko's Nemesisters

"I wrote my essay specifically so that Hollywood could easily make a blockbuster out of it!"

There's no sense talking economic reform with him --- His motto is "If it's not feudal, it's futile."

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.'

#MeToo

'Insurance Tactic No. 472: Bully the victim into not making a claim.'

'The situation is serious, Prime Minister. We've run out of non-governmental agencies we can blame.'